It’s that time again! You know, when you’re frantically googling “best fantasy football team names” while pretending to work. Well, lucky for you, we’ve got your back with this totally original, not-at-all-recycled list of team names that’ll make your league-mates groan, chuckle, or question your sanity.
From pop culture puns to player name wordplay, we’ve got it all. And hey, if you don’t find something you like, there’s always “Hock Tua” – just kidding, please don’t use that.
So put on your thinking cap (or just copy our ideas), and let’s dive into the wild world of fantasy football team names for 2024. May the odds be ever in your favor, and may your team name be less cringe-worthy than your draft picks.
38 Best Fantasy Football Names: 2024
We’ll start with some evergreen fantasy football team names with a dash of humor. In other words, you can use these from year to year as they are player-agnostic.
Funny Fantasy Football Team Names
- Assistant to the Fantasy Manager — The Office! And also a nice evergreen name you can keep year-to-year.
- America’s Fantasy Team — If you actually want ppl to know you’re a Cowboys fan.
- Blood, Sweat & Beers — Absolute classic!
- Password is Taco — Nod to The League!
- Sacks in the City — Quite a few TV puns, huh?
- JOE BUCK YOURSELF — It’s the all caps for me.
- Autopick Dynasty — Funny, especially if you got autopicked at any point in the draft.
- London Sillinannies — This is a deep cut from Family Guy – but it’s a funny name complete with its own logo.
- Miami Sharks – Get yourself a logo of Steamin’ Willie Beamen!
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Player-Specific Fantasy Football Team Names
Some of the best fantasy football monikers come from a pun revolving around a player’s name. It’s even better if that player is one of the top fantasy producers on your team.
The only downside is that you might not be able to use this year-to-year in redraft leagues, and you’ll need a placeholder name until your draft is complete.
- Run CMC (Christian McCaffrey) — An oldie but a goodie!
- LaPorta Potty (Sam Laporta) — We are not above toilet humor here at BPT.
- That’s what Shaheed Said (Rasheed Shaheed) – The Office + Saints speedy WR = memorable fantasy name.
- Jesus Christ, it’s JSN Bourne (Jaxson Smith-Njigba) – One of my faves. Movie quote turned popular meme.
- Baby Back Gibbs (Jahmyr Gibbs) – BBQ Sauce Gardner didn’t make the list.
- Not Like Gus (Gus Edwards) – Kendrick Lamar is using this one.
- Knockin on Evans’ Door (Mike Evans) – Classic.
- Dak to the Future (Dak Prescott) – Can he go back in time and not throw that pick-six in the playoffs?
- Get ARICH or Die Tryin (Anthony Richardson) – Seems fitting with Richardson going so early.
- 99 Problems but ARich Ain’t One (Anthony Richardson) – Jay-Z would be proud.
- Bed, Bath & Bijan (Bijan Robinson) – Or maybe you don’t want to name your fantasy team over a bankrupt company?
- To Infinity and Bijan! (Bijan Robinson) – Slightly more positive spin on Bijan Robinson!
- Post Mahomes (Patrick Mahomes) – Here’s a sick logo to go with it.
- Hurts Donut (Jalen Hurts) – Not going to lie, I used this one when Hurts was on my college fantasy team years back.
- Slim Pickens (George Pickens) – Who is high on the Steelers WR? It’s me. I am.
- Kupp Half Full (Cooper Kupp) – You could say I’m more than optimistic Kupp can outperform his ADP.
- Oh Baby I like it Ra (Amon-Ra St. Brown) – Here’s your earworm for the day: Shimmy Shimmy Ya Shimmy Yam Shimmy Yay!
- Jameson on the Rocks (Jameson Williams) – Not sure if you’ll need the Irish whiskey to celebrate or sulk after drafting Williams. Either way, it’s fitting!
- Lean With It, Brock With It (Brock Purdy) – Brock totally listens to this song every game day.
- 24 Garrett Magic (Garrett Wilson) – I’m not a Bruno Mars fan, but this one is pretty good if you snag the Jets WR.
- Breeces Pieces (Breece Hall) – Insert Homer Simpson drool GIF here.
- McConkeytonk Badonkadonk (Ladd McConkey) – Okay, not all these names are going to be winners. Sorry!
- Mighty Marvin Power Rangers (Marvin Harrison Jr.) – If you are good at photoshop, make a logo with him in the red ranger suit. Tag @bestpropstoday on Twitter if you do.
- Love Thy Naber (Malik Nabers) – Simple but effective.
- Nabers Think I’m Sellin’ Dope (Malik Nabers, again) – This name goes hard if your league is familiar with J. Cole lyrics.
The Worst Fantasy Football Team Name
We usually like to keep things positive around here at Best Props Today. However, we have to make an exception for one truly awful fantasy football team name.
There’s probably going to be one person in your league who has Hock Tua or some version of that.
Don’t be that person.
It’s not original, it’s played out, and I’m hoping it’s not even a thing by the time the regular season starts. You’ll see it on a ton of “funny fantasy football team name” lists this season.
Just say no. We can come up with stuff better than that, people.
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